Deck The Halls (obnoxious version)

Deck the halls with leaves from shoe soles
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Tis the season for new potholes
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don we now our ugly sweaters
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Which somehow smell like Irish Setters
Fa la la la la, la la la la

See the merchandise before us
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Strike the clerk who won’t ignore us
Fa la la la la, la la la la
“Follow me,” demands security
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
“It’s not helping that you’re flirty.”
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Fast away the old year passes
Fa la la la la, la la la la
But the traffic’s like molasses
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Ride we in the car together
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Inching through the nasty weather
Fa la la la la, la la la la